Joke SMS-41.
Son: Why are all these people running?
Father: This is a race, the winner will get the cup.
Son: If only winner will get the cup, why are others running ???
Joke SMS-42.
1st Friend: I am so miser that I went alone for my honeymoon and saved half the money.
2nd Friend: That is nothing, I saved full money. I sent my wife for honeymoon with a friend.
Joke SMS-43.
Son: Dad, how much does it cost to get married.
Father: I never calculated, I am still paying for it. 
Joke SMS-44.
Kid: Why are some of your hair white mom?
Mom: Well, every time that you do something wrong and make me unhappy, one of my hair turns white. Kid thought for a moment, and then said, “Mamma, how come *all* of grandma’s hair are white?”
Joke SMS-45.
1st Friend: I and my girlfriend are getting married.
2nd Friend: Oh great, but when is the marriage?
1st Friend: I am marrying on on 13th Jan and my girlfriend on 20th.
Joke SMS-46.
Little boy: Aunty, what is inside your stomach?
Pregnant Lady: It’s a cute little baby.
Little Boy: If it is cute, why did u eat it?
Joke SMS-47.
Chemistry Teacher: What is the chemical formula of water?
Student: H I J K L M N O.
Chemistry Teacher: What are you talking about?
Student: Yesterday U said H to O.
Joke SMS-48.
Husband: If I die, will you remarry? Wife: No! I’ll stay with my sister. But if I die will you remarry? Husband: No, I’ll also stay with your sister. !!! 
Joke SMS-49.
1st Patient was crying loudly. 2nd Patient asked “Why” ?
1st Patient: They will cut my finger for blood test. Hearing this 2nd Patient started crying even louder.
1st Patient asked “Why” ?
2nd Patient: I have come for my urine test.
Joke SMS-50.
Girlfriend: I can’t marry you. I am one year elder to you.
Boyfriend: Don’t worry; I love you so much that I can wait for one year.
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