Birthday Quotes

We know we’re getting old when the only thing we want for our birthday is not to be reminded of it. ~Author Unknown There is still no cure for the common birthday. ~John Glenn A birthday is just the first day of another 365-day journey around the sun. Enjoy the trip. ~Author Unknown Believing hear, what you deserve to hear: Your birthday as my own to me is dear… But yours gives most; for mine did only lend Me to the world; yours gave to me a friend. ~Martial Because time itself is like a spiral, something special happens on your birthday each year: The same energy that God invested in you at birth is present once again. ~Menachem Mendel Schneerson Growing old is mandatory; growing up is optional. ~Chili Davis Thanks to modern medical advances such as antibiotics, nasal spray, and Diet Coke, it has become routine for people in the civilized world to pass the age of 40, sometimes more than once. ~Dave Barry, “Your Disintegrating Body,” Dave Barry Turns 40, 1990 Inflation is when you pay fifteen dollars for the ten-dollar haircut you used to get for five dollars when you had hair. ~Sam Ewing Youth is a wonderful thing. What a crime to waste it on children. ~George Bernard Shaw The first sign of maturity is the discovery that the volume knob also turns to the left. ~Jerry M. Wright When I was younger, I could remember anything, whether it had happened or not; but my faculties are decaying now and soon I shall be so I cannot remember any but the things that never happened. It is sad to go to pieces like this but we all have to do it. ~Mark Twain You are only young once, but you can stay immature indefinitely. ~Author Unknown They say that age is all in your mind. The trick is keeping it from creeping down into your body. ~Author Unknown We advance in years somewhat in the manner of an invading army in a barren land; the age that we have reached, as the saying goes, we but hold with an outpost, and still keep open communications with the extreme rear and first beginnings of the march. ~Robert Louis Stevenson, “Virginibus Puerisque II,” Virginibus Puerisque, 1881 Middle age is the time when a man is always thinking that in a week or two he will feel as good as ever. ~Don Marquis Just remember, once you’re over the hill you begin to pick up speed. ~Charles Schulz Middle age is having a choice between two temptations and choosing the one that’ll get you home earlier. ~Dan Bennett

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