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Why Computers are better than women
1. A computer can wait forever for you. 2. A computer doesn’t compare you with it’s past users. 3. A computer doesn’t get calls from it’s past users while you’re logged in. 4. A computer doesn’t mind how excited you get. 5. A computer doesn’t tell you how completely teriffic it’s past users have been. [...]
Continue reading...My Name Is Khandekar!
12. February 2010
Shah Rukh Khan and Bal Thackeray have sorted their issues. The movie has now been renamed to My Name Is Khandekar!
Continue reading...Installation Of Husband
23. November 2009
A desperate woman writes to the Technical support Guy, Dear Tech Support , Last year I upgraded from Boyfriend 5.0 to Husband 1.0 and I noticed a distinct slowdown in the overall system performance, particularly in the flower and jewellery applications, which operated flawlessly under Boyfriend 5.0 . In addition, Husband 1.0 uninstalled many other [...]
Continue reading...True Friendship
29. October 2009
1…. When you are sad — I will help you get drunk and plot revenge against the sorry bastard who made you sad. 2.. When you are blue — I will try to dislodge whatever is choking you. 3…. When you smile — I will know you are thinking of something that I would probably want to [...]
Continue reading...CyBeR RoMaNcE
22. October 2009
 How is it that I can feel so deeply for someone I’ve never met? Sometimes I feel so close to you But you’re so very far away. If I can’t touch your body, I hope I can at least touch your heart. For you have touched my heart in a very special way. It seems that fate brought us together. I was so [...]
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24. February 2010
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