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My Name Is Khandekar!
Shah Rukh Khan and Bal Thackeray have sorted their issues. The movie has now been renamed to My Name Is Khandekar!
Continue reading...Installation Of Husband
23. November 2009
A desperate woman writes to the Technical support Guy, Dear Tech Support , Last year I upgraded from Boyfriend 5.0 to Husband 1.0 and I noticed a distinct slowdown in the overall system performance, particularly in the flower and jewellery applications, which operated flawlessly under Boyfriend 5.0 . In addition, Husband 1.0 uninstalled many other [...]
Continue reading...CyBeR RoMaNcE
22. October 2009
 How is it that I can feel so deeply for someone I’ve never met? Sometimes I feel so close to you But you’re so very far away. If I can’t touch your body, I hope I can at least touch your heart. For you have touched my heart in a very special way. It seems that fate brought us together. I was so [...]
Continue reading...Pick Up Lines
29. September 2009
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**Do you know what’d look good on you? Me. **I’m bigger and better than the Titanic … only 200 woman went down on the Titanic **I’m good at math, U+I=69 **I’m trying to determine after years of therapy and lots of testing, whether or not I’m allergic to sex. **If I could rearrange the alphabet, [...]
Continue reading...A beautiful dress is of no use until it inspires someone to take it off
25. August 2009
“A beautiful dress is of no use until it inspires someone to take it off.”
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12. February 2010
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