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Cognizant Method : Hire a lion… ask him to stay for late nights but give him no work to do. give him gobi 65 to eat again and again. hire 100 more lions but do not increase the space to sit give them same gobi 65 to eat hire 200 more……. and more ……. TCS method: Hire a lion give him hell a [...] 143
Continue reading...Daring SMS
11. March 2010
` You are so beautiful, sweet and faithful… It is a pity that I do not like animals!!! I think you are ugly and stupid, You are a real pain in the …… Wait a moment…. oh no, I do have the right number… Roses are red, violets are blue, when I sense the smell of the bathroom, [...] 143
Continue reading...Its Saturday!!! Whoooo hoo
5. March 2010
Its Saturday once again …. Yaa….. hh ooooo……. It is Saturday…. Hav a great weekend….. Escape fast… Before the boss sees u… Have a great weekend… 143
Continue reading...Who thinks Poetry is Boring…???
5. March 2010
THIS IS ENTRY TO A WASHINGTON POST COMPETITION ASKING FOR A TWO-LINE RHYME WITH THE MOST ROMANTIC FIRST LINE, AND THE LEAST ROMANTIC SECOND LINE: 1. My darling, my lover, my beautiful wife: Marrying you has screwed up my life. 2. I see your face when I am dreaming. That’s why I always wake up screaming. 3. Kind, intelligent, loving and hot; This describes [...] 143
Continue reading...let’s play Holi…
28. February 2010
Holi tyohar hai Rang aur Bhaang ka Hum sab yaaron ka Ghar mein aaye mehmano ka Gali mein gali walon ka Mohalle mein mahoul waalo ka Desh mein deshwalo ka. Boora naa maano Holi hai Holi hai bhai Holi hai! ` Holi is the time to develop understanding and love for each other. Here, is a platform for you all to renew your friendship [...] 143
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13. March 2010
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