Zarurat hi nhi alfaz ki
pyaar to cheez hai bus ehsaas ki
pass hote to manzar hi kya hota
dur se hi khabar hai hume
aapke har saans ki
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SARE KAHI AJUNHI TUJHECH AHE,
AAJ HI MAN TUJHICH VAT PAHE.

PAGARE
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Marathmoli Parampara Aapuli Marathnoli Shaan,
Tilgulachi karuni Devaan-ghevaan wadhavyuya aapulya sanskruticha sanmaan.
Tilgul ghyaa godgod bola.
// Shubha Makar Sankrant \\
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“PANYACHA EK THEMB” , JAR TO TYAVAR PADLA
TAR TYACHA ASTITVA SAMPATE.
JAR KAMLACHYA PANYAVAR PADLA TAR MOTYASARKHA CHAMAKTO
ANI JAR SHIMPALYAVAR PADLA TAR MOTI HOTA, PNYACHA THEMB TOCH
FARAK FAKT SAHAVASACHA. ILU.
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prem mhnje ek khalkhalta zara tyat ekda dubki marun bgha sandeep taur
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Tuhjyasaathi mee mala khup khup japlay…,
hrudayatla he sthaan fakta tujyasaathich thevlay……!!!
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agar is dunia main kuch karna hai to aisa karo ki har gali main jao to awaz ana chahie ki “PAPA AA GAYE”, ” PAPA AA GAYE.” fm pravin
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Tula waja kelyawar baki kahich urat nahi, tuzyashiway aauush mi aauushch dharat nahi. phakt tuzyasathi(R).
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phul nahi zadala, pani ghalte kashala, mazykade pahun nusti haste kashala..
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Ek Til Rusla,Fugla,
Radta gulachya pakat padla
Hatavar yetach bolu lagla..

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kuch rishte uparwala banata hai,
kuch rishte log banate hai,
par,
par kuch log bina rishte kay hirishte nibhate hai,
shayad wahi “DOST” kahate hai
Ganesh Ambre,Thane
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maitri manje mayechi satvan,manane dilale manala pramachi atvan,haa dhaaga neet japayacha aasato kaaran hi nati tutat nahit , ti apoap mitun jataat jasi botavr ranga thevun fuphare sutun jatat
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God gulabe aane thodasa rusva , khup sare prem aane thods ragvan, nako anter kadhe nako durava, pavsala lajvel etka asava maitremadhey jevhala. Sweety
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Tevhache marathe lavkar uthe, ranat sute, talvar tute dhal tute, pan mage na hate. Atache marathe ushira uthe, daruvar tute, glass phute, pan daru na sute. Sweety
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Na shap aahe, maharashtrala UP Biharincha tap aahe, ghabru nakos marathi manasa RAJ THAKRE Ya sarvancha Bap aahe. JAY MAHARASHTRA
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kal paryant bolat hotis tuzya shivay kashi jagu, aani aaj boltes tu nahi tar nahi dusra baghu
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Je jodle te naate.
Ji Jadte ti savay.
Ji Thabte ti Odh.
Je Vadhate te prem.
Jo sampto to sahavas.
Aani
Jya nirantar rahtat tyaa
.
.
Athavani

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Amhi pora tichyasathi
ti matra dusryasathi
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Khushiyan Ho overflow,Masti kabhi na ho low,Shouhrat ki ho aap pe bouchhar,mithas rahe har bar,Mubarakho SANKRANT ka ye tyohar..*HAPPY SANKRANT*
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maine phoosha chand se ke dekha hai
mere yaar sa hasin sa cherha.
chand ne kaha.
itani uper se kya ghanta dikhai deta hai.
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“Tilgul ghya aani god god bola shubh makar sankranti” -mi marathi
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Shivaji- Bhakt main tumhari tapasya se khush hua bol tujhe kya chahiya?

Bhakt- DJ System dedo pradhu!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Shivaji- Abe mare paas DJ hota to main Damaru kyon bajata.
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Je KATHIN ahe te SOPE karave,je SOPE ahe te SAHAJ karave,je SAHAJ ahe te SUNDER karave, ani je SUNDER ahe tyavar manapasun PREM karave.
Mandar (P)
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Pradhan: Maharaj! Maharaj! ghat zala.
Maharaj: kay zala?
P: shatrune dav sadhun miss call kela.
M: kay miss call kela! Pradhanji ha ghya bhala miss call karnaryachyaa GANDIT ghala.
Ha….Ha….Ha….
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chuka sarvanchya hatun hotat ase mhanun gele “Atre”
Rastyavar karaychi asel ”Jannat”
tar chaptala ”Kutre”
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hi,
Aayushy kahi shanache aste,Tyat kunache mann dukhwayche naste,aapan dusaryala aawadto tyatch aapali aawad samjaayachi, kaaran doghanchi aawad ekch aste, ase khup nashibvan astat
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MADI PAI MADI NICHE CHAL RAHI THI GADI MUCH PAI BHAROSA HAI TOH UPAR KAR SADI
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Tumachya sarakhya Website mule marathi rahili mage.Hi mahiti Rahul v sange. Band kara aata .
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Saath samudrakade hote ek rane, tela baghta baghta gaat baslo gane, ane majya pude baghte tar kay jamle hote nane.
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Mi tichya mithit visiavlo hoto. Vatle tiche marathiche vyakran tapasave, mhanun tila vicharle mithital ‘Mi’ pahila ki dusara? Ti hasat mhanali tisara.
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Tu budtana mi tuzyakade dhavalo te madatila navhe tar sobatila nahi tar mala tari kutha yetay pohayla
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Sache dost ki  Nishaniyan-

.Bewaqt Miss Call Karega

.SMS Muskura k Padhega

.Neeche Mat Padhna
.
.
.
.

Jo Kaam Mana Karo
wohi karenga!

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kaa ya zaale bji
aata upath mazi
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Hare hare ghas me hara hara tota tere pas mobile na hota to land leke sota
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Think before u speak but not as much that u loose the time of speaking.
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parakyanahi apalas karatil ase kahi god shabad asatat , shabadanahi koda padav asi god manasa asatat, kiti moth bhagya asate jenva ti apali asatat

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Deep ujalu dya
tumchya dari
lakshmi nandu dya
tumchya ghari
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Tum jante ho Duniya me ek DIL hai
jo tumhare liye Dhadakata hai?????
?
?
jante ho kiska ?????
Our kiska bevkuf TUMHARA HI…..
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vatat saynkal zali
aayushacha arth samjaychi
vel nighun geli
zala to pravas
ani kup nati sutali
tarihi anadadhi
kiti gani gayali.
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Dear Sandip,
Aapki iss dillagi mein hum apna dil kho baithe
kal tak uss khuda ke the aaj aapke ho baithe
pyaar suna toh tha ke diwaana kar deta hai
aaj khud karke hum bhi hosh kho baithe
uma…!

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Sarwanchi nazar chukwoon thujhe
majhyakade baghane he mala mahit astt,
Tujhe he baghane mala kalhatt asatt,
Pan tujhya nakalhat maje tula baghane he tula kalhat nasatt.
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KELA ESHARA JATA JATA HALUCH HILA MI KATWALI YA ‘MAMACHYA, PORILA EKA ZATKYAT PATWALI.
Ishq k sahare jiya nahi karte,gum k pyalo ko piya nahi krte,kuch nawab dost hain hamare,jinko pareshan na karo to woh yaad hi nahi krte..
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Samudrachya talashi shimplyanchi gardi jari jast asli tri,motyanchi sangat sarwanchya nashibi naste.
jashi mazhi oh sory jashi tuzhi..nahi jashi apli!
-DEEPAK VEER
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colgate se daat saaf karne ka
pepsodent se majbut karne ka
babulse fresh karne ka
AGAR FIR BHI SAAF NA HO TO BINDAS
.
.
.
.
.
HARPIC USE KARNE KA
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tumchya aila kay lihatat
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Aayushy kahi shanache aste,Tyat kunache mann dukhwayche naste,aapan dusaryala aawadto tyatch aapali aawad samjaayachi, kaaran doghanchi aawad ekch aste, ase khup nashibvan astat
-(Siddhesh Nathuram Gopal)
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Chotyasha aayushyamadhe khup kahi hav asata
Asankhya chandnya asunsudha abahl rikama asata
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premacha shidakava asa ugacha aabhalatun hot nasto
jivacha jivalag jodayala jiv aadhi lavava lagto.
Teju
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paapnyachya toranani prit aapali sajavi dhuke bharalya davaat thujya sange bhijave ……….. Jyoti
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jindgi ki rahon pe koi koi chalta hai,
payr to sabhi karte hai par koi ek hi nibhata hai. ravi said
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Mazya ghara samor rahatat  wani
Mazya ghara samor rahatat  wani
aai shappath kharae sangto
Kavitach mazi rani…

Rajesh Darekar…
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parakyanahi apalas karatil ase kahi god shabad asatat , shabadanahi koda padav asi god manasa asatat, kiti moth bhagya asate jenva ti apali asatat
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Aaj….. Aaj ek Haseen aur baant loon….

Aaj ek Dua aur mang loon….

Aaj ek aansoo aur pee loon…

Aaj ek Zindagi aur ji loon..

.Aaj ek Sapna aur dekh loon…..Aaj…..

Kya pata Kal Ho Naa Ho!!!”
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sasu bai sunela nav ghayla lavta
ti nav ghete
paratit parat sonyachi parat
paratit parat sonyachi parati parat
te hagle darat
kashi jau gharat
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Tum jante ho Duniya me ek DIL hai
jo tumhare liye Dhadakata hai?????
?
?
jante ho kiska ?????
Our kiska bevkuf TUMHARA HI…..
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Udatya pakharana partichi tama nasavi,
nazaret sada navi disha asavi,
ghartyach kay aahe bandhta yeil kevhahi,
kshitijya palikade zep ghenyachi zidd asavi.
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Lalu Prasad yadav :- Hum Sher Ke Bacche hai Ham Kisese darte nahi
Raj Thakre :- Wagh Ghari aala hota ka tuzi aai junglat geli hoti
——————————————————————————–”Aaj….. Aaj ek Haseen aur baant loon….

Aaj ek Dua aur mang loon….

Aaj ek aansoo aur pee loon…

Aaj ek Zindagi aur ji loon..

.Aaj ek Sapna aur dekh loon…..Aaj…..

Kya pata Kal Ho Naa Ho!!!”

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pradhan- maharaj !maharaj! gath zala .
maharaj -kay zala!
pradhan-shtrune dav sadhun miss call kela.
maharaj -kay miss call kela!pradhanji ha ghya bhala
miss call karanarchayaa gandhith ghala
ha……. ha…….. ha………
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vah mere crabur par aai diya bhujakar chali gi
diye me jo tel tha vah baloko lgakar chali gai

******** pravin khavale******
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Athvan tichi ali mahnun phon kela tila
mi pravin boltoy mahantach phon thavun
dila
********pravin khavale*****
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hoga tera bhai bhagatshing hum bhi chandrashekhar azad hai
kahade tere bap se yahi tera damad hai
——————————————————————————–tichya athvanine radun radun badli bharun geli

tichya athvanine radun radun badli bharun geli
ti evdhiharamkhor nighali ki
badli gheun toilet la geli JaAnY
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tulaa SMS kelyaa shivay malaa chain padat naahi,
aani ,,,,,,,,,,,
Jo Paryant tujha SMS yet naahi,,,,,,,
To Paryant malaa karmat naahi………..
Satish Maruti Kamble, PMC.

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maitri nako fula sarkhi shanbhar sugandh denari
nako surya sarkhi satat taapleli
nako savli sarkhi kayam pathlag karnari
maitri havi ashru sarkhi sukha-dukhat saman saath denari.
- GIRISH
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Priye Me phule magitli Tu mala pushpaguchya dilas Me dagad magitla Tu mala sundar murti dilis Me morpis magitle Tu mala mor dilas bahiri aahes ki kay ?
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sonyachi pane ani sonyachi mane, soneri shabdani sajvuya gane, varshabhar soneri sukhe milavisonpavlani LAXMI ghari yavi. SHUBH DIWALI.
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Priye Tu mala havi aahes Majya sobat Ekhadya chanshya hotel madhe aikache aahet te Premache teen shabda me bill bharte
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Tu Mazi Asan Kiti Chhan Ahe,
Nahi tar he jag Nusatach Ran Ahe
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May maa bless you With happiness all the year through! Wishing you a happy durga puja
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Teacher – hame machharo ko paida honese rokhna chahiye.

Student- wo to possible hi nahi ho sakta.

Teacher- kyu?

Student – kyoki itna chhota condam ban hi nahi sakta
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mulga mhanto : sur majhe geet tujhe, jevan gane gashil ka ??
mulgi mhante..: Gaal tujhe haath majhe .. kanakhali khashil ka..
- swapnil kakade
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GUM HUM Q KARE
JO HUME NA MILE
GUM TO WO KARE
JISE HUM NA MILE
([email protected])
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kadhi hasayche aste tar,tar kadhi rusayache aste,
kadhi athwayche aste tar kadhi visrayche aste,
manachya makhmali petit asach aplya maitrila japaych aste
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Flower n Friend SMS!
Phulon se khoobsurat koi nahi.
Sagar se gahara koi nahi.
Ab aapki kya tarif karu…
Dost me aap jaisa… Nalayak koi nahi!
Kiss SMS!
Kiss is not like Nokia…Connecting People
Kiss is not like Nike..Just Do It.
Kiss is not like Pepsi..Yeh Dil Maange More
But Kiss is like Pan Parag..Ek Se Mera Kya Hoga
Friendship SMS!
A Friendship is Sweet when its NEW
Its Sweeter when its TRUE
But Its Sweetest when the friend is like U.
You on SMS!
TUSI bade hi gr ho,
RASGULLE ki pl ho,
PEPSI ka cr ho,
ANDE ka oml ho,
SMS KARANE ME bade le ho,
JALEBI ki tarah stra ho,
KHER jo bhi ho mere fevr ho…!
SMS Time!
Kya Bindaas hava chal rahi hai, birdy gaana ga rahe hain,
Cow log grass eat rahe hain,
shayaane log SMS kar rahe hain
aur dhakkan log SMS padh rahe hain
My Prayer SMS!
Mandir mein jaap karta hoon,
Masjid mein adaab karta hoon,
Insaan se kahin bhagwan na ban jaun,
isliye roz tujhko SMS karke paap karta hoon.
A – U R ATTRACTIVE
B – U R BEAUTIFUL
C – U R CARING
D – U R DELICOUS
E – U R EXCITING
F – U R FUNNY
G – U R GORGEOUS
H – U R HEAVENLY
I – I M
J – JUST
K – KIDDING…

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Hatavarachya reshani mala,
Bhavishya maze sangitale,
Tu nahis hatat tari,
Devakade tula magitale.

BRAMENDRA
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Aahes tu sawarayala mhanun padayala aawdat, aahes tu hasawayala mhanun radayala aawadat, aahes tu manawayala mhanun rusayala aawadat, aayushyat aahes tu sobat mhanun jagayala aawadat.
- SHONA
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Tichya sahawasat maze changale diwas gele…
Tichya sahawasat maze changale diwas gele…
pan, mazya sahaweasat tila diwas gele………
$hrikant Relekar, Navi Mumbai.
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Posted by: ajit_killedar October ,  : pm
Flower n Friend SMS!
Phulon se khoobsurat koi nahi.
Sagar se gahara koi nahi.
Ab aapki kya tarif karu…
Dost me aap jaisa… Nalayak koi nahi!

Posted by: ajit_killedar October ,  : pm
Kiss SMS!
Kiss is not like Nokia…Connecting People
Kiss is not like Nike..Just Do It.
Kiss is not like Pepsi..Yeh Dil Maange More
But Kiss is like Pan Parag..Ek Se Mera Kya Hoga

Posted by: ajit_killedar October ,  : pm
Friendship SMS!
A Friendship is Sweet when its NEW
Its Sweeter when its TRUE
But Its Sweetest when the friend is like U.

Posted by: ajit_killedar October ,  : pm
You on SMS!
TUSI bade hi gr ho,
RASGULLE ki pl ho,
PEPSI ka cr ho,
ANDE ka oml ho,
SMS KARANE ME bade le ho,
JALEBI ki tarah stra ho,
KHER jo bhi ho mere fevr ho…!

Posted by: ajit_killedar October ,  : pm
SMS Time!
Kya Bindaas hava chal rahi hai, birdy gaana ga rahe hain,
Cow log grass eat rahe hain,
shayaane log SMS kar rahe hain
aur dhakkan log SMS padh rahe hain

Posted by: ajit_killedar October ,  : pm
My Prayer SMS!
Mandir mein jaap karta hoon,
Masjid mein adaab karta hoon,
Insaan se kahin bhagwan na ban jaun,
isliye roz tujhko SMS karke paap karta hoon.

Posted by: ajit_killedar October ,  : pm
A – U R ATTRACTIVE
B – U R BEAUTIFUL
C – U R CARING
D – U R DELICOUS
E – U R EXCITING
F – U R FUNNY
G – U R GORGEOUS
H – U R HEAVENLY
I – I M
J – JUST
K – KIDDING…

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itihasachya pustakala bhugolacha cover ramach nav ghete rawanachi Lover
——————————————————————————–waat pahuni thakuni gyalo tughy sahwasaat vesurni gyalo…………..????

heywaa watat hota tula majahi pan vesurni gyalo ……………………???
majhay malahi…??
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Andhar hot chalala ata diva pahije..
Yadeshala jijaucha shiva pahije..
Nete zale afjalkhan, swatntryache tuljapur kele..
Ya shahiste khanachi bote kapayala aata yuva pahije..
Ya deshala ata jijaucha shiva pahije..
Kase zale murd marathe..
Gajju gotmare
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“Aaj….. Aaj ek Haseen aur baant loon….

Aaj ek Dua aur mang loon….

Aaj ek aansoo aur pee loon…

Aaj ek Zindagi aur ji loon..

.Aaj ek Sapna aur dekh loon…..Aaj…..

Kya pata Kal Ho Naa Ho!!!”
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Phulan ass phulav ki …baghanaryan baghat rahav; jaganaryan ass jagav ki dusaryala jagavass vatav.
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Priye
Priye
Me phule magitli
Tu mala pushpaguchya dilas
Me dagad magitla
Tu mala sundar murti dilis
Me morpis magitle
Tu mala mor dilas
bahiri aahes ki kay ?

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Priye
Priye
Tu mala havi aahes
Majya sobat
Ekhadya chanshya hotel madhe
aikache aahet te
Premache teen shabda
me bill bharte
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Tu Faqt shabd dilas
Aushya bharachya sathicha
Me Shabdanach aushy dila
Man rakhun PRITICHA.
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Agar is duniya me kuch nam kamana hai ? To kuch aisa karo ki ,hati ki upar apna ulta photo khichvakar duniyawalo ko dikhaye. Bus ho gaya.
Ha! Ha!! Ha!!!

GAJJU PATIL(GOTMARE)
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jikade pahal tikde premrogi basle aahet.
hazaro premat marun gele.lakho marnyasathi basle aahet.
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Beshram
Nalayak
Harami
Majarchod

 

Gandu
Harami

 

 

 

 
In sub se bach k rahna dost jamana bahut kharab hai
.

 

Gajju gotmare
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Priye
Tu mala havi aahes
Majya sobat
Ekhadya chanshya hotel madhe
aikache aahet te
Premache teen shabda
me bill bharte …
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Priye
Tu mala havi aahes
Majya sobat
Ekhadya chanshya hotel madhe
aikache aahet te
Premache teen shabda
me bill bharte …
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“Aaj….. Aaj ek Haseen aur baant loon….

Aaj ek Dua aur mang loon….

Aaj ek aansoo aur pee loon…

Aaj ek Zindagi aur ji loon..

.Aaj ek Sapna aur dekh loon…..Aaj…..

Kya pata Kal Ho Naa Ho!!!”
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