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Urdu Insults Text Messages

Posted: 13 Sep 2009 05:00 AM PDT

1 Aqalmand Insan ne Bewakoof Se Kaha:

“Sari Dunya Tumhen Bewaqoof Kyon kehti hai?”

Neeche Kya Dekh Rahe Ho?
Jawaab Do Na…

Insults Text Messages

Posted: 13 Sep 2009 04:59 AM PDT

Yaad hai hum Pehli Baar Kahan miley they?

Train Ruki…

Khidki Khuli…

Nazron se Nazren mili…

Aur Aap ne Kaha…

Allah ke Naam pe Dede BABA. 😀

Funny Ramadan Text Messages

Posted: 13 Sep 2009 04:58 AM PDT

Ek Muddat se Usne Hamain Sataya Nahin

Wah Wah

Ek Muddat se Usne Hamain Sataya Nahin

Wah Wah

Tu Pakoray kya lene gaya tha, Ab Tak Wapis Aaya Nahin. 🙂

English Pathan Jokes

Posted: 13 Sep 2009 04:57 AM PDT

1 Pathan Doosray Pathan Se: Yaar “Mujhy Roza Lag Raha Hai.”
ki English Kya Hogi?

2nd Pathan: Khocha Bohat Easy Hai:

“The Roza Is Touching To Me.”

Urdu Funny Text Messages

Posted: 13 Sep 2009 04:57 AM PDT

Question: Nahatay Huye Kya Cheez Zaroor Lagani Chahiye?

Sochen…

Sabun?

Shampoo???

Nahi Pata?

Answer: KUNDI 🙂

Pathan Performing Umra

Posted: 13 Sep 2009 04:56 AM PDT

2 Pathan Pehli Baar Umrah Karny Gaye:

Dono Khana Kaaba Ka Tawaaf Kar Rahy Thy.

Asar ki Azaan Hui, Aur Dono Baahar Chalay Gaye.

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Masjid Dhoondhny. 🙂

Meaning Of Eid

Posted: 13 Sep 2009 04:52 AM PDT

Do you know the Meaning of EID?
I think it means “ENJOY in DUNIYA!!”
So, In your life all moments bring EID for you….
Wish You…EID MUBARAK.

Eid Text Messages

Posted: 13 Sep 2009 04:45 AM PDT

Arz kiya hai
zindagi ne diye buhat se sitam.
wah.wah
zindagi ne diye buhat se sitam.
wah wah.
khuda ki kasam EIDI khatam:

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