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Sar Jhuka Kay Geo

Posted: 09 Sep 2009 02:28 PM PDT

In Ramzan:

UAE 60% discount on all food items!

Qatar every food item will sell on its cost price.

Kuwait 50% discount and buy 1 get 1 free on all food items

Saudia 30% discount on all food items

Bangladesh 5% discount

Pakistan 150% increase in the price of food items!

Sar Jhuka Kay Geo…

Urdu Funny Text Messages

Posted: 09 Sep 2009 02:27 PM PDT

Ek Aadmi ne Zoo Mai 3 Zabaane bolne wala Tota (Parrot) dekha:

Jo English, Urdu Aur Sindhi bolta tha.

Usne 3 zabane check karne k liye us se puhcha:

Who r u?
Tota: I’m Parrot

Admi: Aap kon ho?
Tota: Mai Tota hun.

Admi: Tu kair ayen?
Tota: Tunjhi Maa jo yaar…
Hikri dafa chayona Tota ayan, Samajh mai natho ache?

Funny Load Shedding Text Messages

Posted: 09 Sep 2009 02:25 PM PDT

* Lakeeren *

Usne Mere Hath ki Lakeeren Dekhin

Aur

Phir Hans k Kaha.

Tujhe Zindagi Main Sab Kuch Milega.

Siwaye….

BIJLI Kay. 🙂

Load Shedding Text Messages

Posted: 09 Sep 2009 02:25 PM PDT

Akbar: Anarkali! Tujhe Kya Chahiye?
Taaj ya Takht?

Anaarkali: Jahanpanah Mujhe na Taj Chahiye aur na he Takht.

Bus 1 Naya Connection Chahiye.

U.P.S Ka. 🙂

Funny Marriage Text Messages

Posted: 09 Sep 2009 02:24 PM PDT

Biwi ko Apni Palko pe Bitha lo.

De k Khushi uske saray Ghum Chura lo.

Pyaar Aisa karo k sab dekhte reh jaaen.

Parrosan bhi aa k kahe “Mujhe Apni Biwi Bana lo.” 🙂

Sardar Text Messages

Posted: 09 Sep 2009 02:24 PM PDT

Sardar: O Tery Result da ki banya?

Pappu: Miss Kendi Aye Is Class wich 1 Saal Hor Laggay Ga.

Sardar: Saal Pavain 2,3 Lag Jawan Par Fail Na Hovin Mera Puttar. 🙂

Smile Text Messages

Posted: 09 Sep 2009 02:23 PM PDT

Smile to Old means Respect.

Smile to Child means Innocence.

Smile to Friend means Care.

Smile in front of Mobile means a Mental Case.

Still Smiling…

Confirmed! 😉

Actress Meera Abi Tak Unmarried Ho

Posted: 09 Sep 2009 02:22 PM PDT

Interviewr: Kya Ap Abhi Tak kanwari Hain?

Actress Meera:G Nahi Main Abhi Tak Unmarried Hoon.

Michael Jackson Loves You

Posted: 09 Sep 2009 02:21 PM PDT

It is my fault:

Ye sab mere ghalti hai.

Me ne hi Michael Jackson ko SMS me likha tha k

“I Don’t Love You”

Muje kya pata tha k wo Bechara ye baat dil per he le jayega. 🙂

Urdu Bhasha Bolty Samay Hindi

Posted: 09 Sep 2009 02:20 PM PDT

Sabhi Pakistan Waasiyo se ye Binti ki Jaati Hai k.

Urdu Bhasha Bolty Samay Hindi Shabdon ka Prayog Na Karen.

Aur Shudh Urdu K Prayog ko Jeevan ka Ang Bana Len.

Dhanyawad!

Konsa Dost Kaam Ayega

Posted: 09 Sep 2009 02:20 PM PDT

Museebat Main Ho to Kabhi Ye Na Socho k Konsa Dost Kaam Aayega…
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Balkay
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Ye Socho K…

Ab Konsa Dost AUQAAT Dikhayega….!

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