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Dua Prayer Text Messages

Posted: 23 Jul 2009 02:35 PM PDT

Hamari Wafaen tumhary liye hain.

Mehakti Fizaen Tumhary liye hain,

Jahan bhi raho tum Salamat raho,

Labon per DUAEN tumhary liye hain

Relations Quotes Text Messages

Posted: 23 Jul 2009 02:34 PM PDT

The word TRUST is the base of all relations.

But

A small mistake can change its entire meaning and value.

Like missing ‘T’ can ‘RUST’ the whole Relation.

Load Shedding Text Messages

Posted: 23 Jul 2009 02:33 PM PDT

Kisi ko ISHQ ki Tarap
Kisi ko ISHQ ki tarap maar deti hai,

Kisi ko PYAAR ki gehrai maar deti hai,

Kisi ko JUDAI maar deti hai,

Jo is se bach jaye usay.

LOAD SHEDDING maar deti hai.

Urdu Friendship Text Messages

Posted: 23 Jul 2009 02:32 PM PDT

Poonam ki raat main chand badal jata hai,

Waqt k sath insaan badal jata hai,

Sochtay hain Aapko tang na karen.

Par sochtay sochtay Program badal jata hai

Boys Vs Girls Text Messages Jokes

Posted: 23 Jul 2009 02:32 PM PDT

Larka: 2 lafzoo main likh di main apni preem kahani,
Tu mery dil rani ban ja main tery dil ka raja.

Larki: 2 lafzoo main likh di main apni preem kahani.

Larka: Kia?

Larki: Fitay Mun.

Rainy Day Text Messages

Posted: 23 Jul 2009 02:31 PM PDT

Nafrat ki dhoop main barsaat se pehle,

Halaat na thy aise, teri mulaqaat se pehle,

Ye Barish, Ye Hawa, Ye Dhanak, Ye Mosam,

Kis Kis se muhabbat thi teri zaat se pehle.

Funny Marriage Text Messages

Posted: 23 Jul 2009 02:30 PM PDT

Sisak Sisak k Marna
Aadi raat ko aadmi apni Moti Biwi se: Begum! Sisak sisak k marna acha hai ya aik dum?

Biwi: EK dum.

Aadmi: To phir apni doosri taang bhi mere ooper rakh do.

Cool Decent Text Messages

Posted: 23 Jul 2009 02:30 PM PDT

When Flood Comes
When Flood Comes,

“Fishes Eat Ants”

When Flood Goes Down

“Ant Eat Fishes”

Time Matters…

God Gives opportunity to everyone.

English Funny Text Messages

Posted: 23 Jul 2009 02:29 PM PDT

To Hear what is Unspoken
To Hear what is Unspoken,

To See what is Unseen,

To Feel without ever Touching,

is a Disease called

SCHIZOPHRENIA

and People think its love, How Stupid. 🙂

Funny Insult Text Messages

Posted: 23 Jul 2009 02:28 PM PDT

Whom Do I love D Most?
If someone asks me whom do I love the Most?

I would sit next to you, put my arms around you and say proudly…

I Love Animals.

Specially This Monkey. 😛

Funny Pathan Text Messages

Posted: 23 Jul 2009 02:25 PM PDT

Phatan:
Yaar ye jore kha bnte hai?
.
Major Rohail:
Aasman par
.
Phatan:
Oh shit!
Main to darzi pr de aya

Santa Banta Text Messages

Posted: 23 Jul 2009 02:24 PM PDT

Santa Banta hosptl me ek doctr
Se laar rhe the
.
Major Rohail:
Kya hova?
.
Santa Banta:
Doctr ne operation me orignal
Cheze nekal kr china ke
Daal de hy

Funny Text Messages

Posted: 23 Jul 2009 02:23 PM PDT

Major Rohail apni behan k Rishta dekhne gya

Larke wale:
App ke behan Goori hy
Pr
Bohat Mooti hai

Major Rohail:
Ghar jtna b bara ho drwaza hamesha
Chota hi hota hai

Enjoy Good Morning

Posted: 23 Jul 2009 02:22 PM PDT

Morning is a special gift
from “ALLAH” after a restful sleep,
its a new chance 2do better & try again
where we failed b4.
ENJOY GOOD MORNING

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