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Funny Marriage Text Messages

Posted: 18 Jul 2009 06:02 AM PDT

Biwi(gusse me):tumare dimag to sirf gobar bhara hai.

Pati(pyar se): To fir itni der se Q kha rahi ho.

Funny Hindi Text Messages

Posted: 18 Jul 2009 06:02 AM PDT

Har mard ki life dekho to

Without shadi SPIDERMAN

Shadi k time SUPERMAN

Shadi k bad GENTLEMAN

or Biwi khubsurat ho to puri umar WATCHMAN

Funny English Text Jokes

Posted: 18 Jul 2009 06:01 AM PDT

Husband: Today is sunday & I have to enjoy it.
So i bought 3 movie tickets.
Wife: why three?

Husband: 1 for you and two for your parents

Funny Text Messages

Posted: 18 Jul 2009 06:01 AM PDT

Employer: ?In this job we need someone who is responsible.?

Applicant: ?I?m the one you want.
On my last job, every time anything went wrong,
they said I was responsible.?

Happy Rainy Day Text Messages

Posted: 18 Jul 2009 06:00 AM PDT

Rain is not only drops of water.

It is the LOVE of sky 4 earth.

They never meet each other but send LOVE this way.

Enjoy the LOVE of naure.

HAPPY RAINY DAY.

Urdu Rainy Day Text Messages

Posted: 18 Jul 2009 05:59 AM PDT

ik raat hoi barsaat bohat
main royaa saari raat bohat
har ghum tha zamaanay ka lekin
main tanha tha us raat bohat
phiraankh say ik saawan barsa
jab seher hoi to khayaal aaya
woh baadal kitna tanha tha
jo barsa saari raat bohat

Barish Text Messages

Posted: 18 Jul 2009 05:58 AM PDT

BaRish!

ToO Na AAya Ker

Kay Tere Aanay Say

Aur Janay Kay BaaD Bhi

Koi

Buhat Dair Tak UdaSs RahTaa Hay!!!!

Beautiful Text Messages

Posted: 18 Jul 2009 05:57 AM PDT

Beautiful Dua’s From Quran-E-Kareem.

1- Ae Mere Rab! Beshak Tu Jo Bhi Bhalai Meri Taraf Utarey Ga
Main Uss Ka Mohtaaj Hoon. (AL-QASAS-24)

2- Ae Mere Rab! Main Tujhe Pukar Ke Kabhi Mehroom Nahi Raha.
(MARIUM-4)

3- Ae Mere Rab! Mere Liye Apne Pass Jannat Main Ghar Bana Dijiye.
(AL-TEHREEM-11)

Islamic Text Messages

Posted: 18 Jul 2009 05:57 AM PDT

Farman-E-Nabwi (S.A.W)

“Logon Ke Khauf Main Aa Kar Haq-Goi Se Na Rukna,

Yaad Rakho! Na Tou Koi Maut Ko Qareeb Kar Sakta Hai

Aur Na Hi Rizq Ko Door Kar Sakta Hai.”

Cute English Text Messages

Posted: 18 Jul 2009 05:56 AM PDT

How much can sum1 care?

A man suffring frm brain tumor died.

His wife opned his cupboard

n found sum tablets wid a letter

“take them dear.

U catch cold easily when u cry.”

Sorry Text Messages

Posted: 18 Jul 2009 05:56 AM PDT

I’m not supposed to love you,
I’m not supposed to care,
I’m not supposed to live my life wishing you were there.
I’m not supposed to wonder where you are
or what you do…
I’m sorry I can’t help myself,
I’m in love with you.”

Hindi Poetry Text Messages

Posted: 18 Jul 2009 05:55 AM PDT

teri surat se nhi malti kesi ki surat,

teri tasvir ko hum hathu me ley pharte hai.

Urdu Poetry Text Messages

Posted: 18 Jul 2009 05:55 AM PDT

CheHra roShan Ujala Ujala
AkhiyOn Main KajRa Kala Kala

Pairon Main Bajay Payal Payal
Galay Main Chalkay Mala Mala

Firaq Pah Nazm Pheeki Pheeki
TeraY Husn Peh Shair Ala Ala

Lams Ka Zaher Dhiray Dhiray
Tu Ishaq Ka Bunti Jala Jala

MuSkan LabooN Per Phaili Phaili
AiteRaf-e-IsHq Bala Bala

SaHeR Me Dobta Madham Madham
SaHiR Ka Dil Nirala Nirala

Funny English Text Messages

Posted: 18 Jul 2009 05:54 AM PDT

2 Men jumping frm a terrace.

1st man :This is my 50th time.

I m a Guinness record holder…

2nd man:This is my 1st time.

I m a PEPCO Share Holder.

Todays Thought Text Messages

Posted: 18 Jul 2009 05:54 AM PDT

/)..tOdAyZ tHoUghT..(

” Don’t Take The Dog As An Example,

It Is Loyal To Men…

Not To Other Dogs ..”

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