Bangla Love SMS

89) Friendship sms Collection-10

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Friendship SMS -86.

The Mind of a true Loving Friends is Like the Lines of a Railway track they Never meet they Never cross But they always go for a long way together..

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Friendship SMS -87.

A good friend is like a computer. ‘Enter’ ur life, ‘save’ u in my heart, ‘format’ ur problems, ‘shift’ u 2 opportunities & never ‘delete’ u from my memory!

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Friendship SMS -88.

lf you get less messages from me, don’t think that l didn’t care for you, but l’m searching for the best message for a best person like you!!
Wish u all the best

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Friendship SMS -89.

Longest love is mother’s love. shortest love is others love. Lover’s love is sweetest love. But friend’s love is stronger love. So HAPPY FRIENDSHIP DAY.

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Friendship SMS -90.

Many people will walk in and out of your life, But only true friends will leave footprints in your heart.

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88) Friendship sms Collection-09

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Friendship SMS -81.

Friendship lives inside a room, it has a door And Door has a lock Its key is Trust If u lose the key Friendship can never be found!

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Friendship SMS -82.

My Hands Never Pain When Typing SMS For u, But My Heart always Pains When THERE IS NO REPLY FROM YOU… SO ALWAYS BE IN Touch!

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Friendship SMS -83.

One day my brain asked me “Y R U SENDING MSGs to that person who is not messaging u? but my little “HEART” said to brain “U” NEED msgs but I need “FRIENDSHIP”

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Friendship SMS -84.

Friendship is the heaviest coin in the international bank of love and with your friendship i am the richest person on earth. So keep me rich 4ever.

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Friendship SMS -85.

Hi baby u know when u say ‘I miss u’ it,s alwayes old one for me, but when u say ‘I love u…’ really darling it,s alwayes new for me.

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87) Funny sms Collection-13

Funny SMS-121.

Question : When do u CONGRATULATE someone 4 their MISTAKE.
Answer : On their MARRIAGE.

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Funny SMS-122.

2. One GOOD way 2 REDUCE Alcohol consumption :
Before Marriage – Drink whenever u are SAD,
After Marriage – Drink whenever u are HAPPY

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Funny SMS-123.

A man got 2 wishes from GOD. He asked 4 the Best wine and Best Woman.
Next moment, he had the Best Wine and Mother Teresa next 2 him.
Moral : BE SPECIFIC

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Funny SMS-124.

In a job interview
Boss: Where were u born?
Applicant: Rajshahi
Boss: which part?
Applicant: what do u mean by which part? Whole body born in Rajshahi.

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Funny SMS-125.

Mr. Bean (crying) the doctor called, Mom’s dead.
Friend: condolence, my friend.
(After 2 minutes) Mr. Bean cries even louder
Friend: what happened now?
Mr. Bean: my sister just called, her mom died also!


85) Jocks SMS Collection-05

Joke SMS-41.

Son: Why are all these people running?
Father: This is a race, the winner will get the cup.
Son: If only winner will get the cup, why are others running ???

Joke SMS-42.

1st Friend: I am so miser that I went alone for my honeymoon and saved half the money.
2nd Friend: That is nothing, I saved full money. I sent my wife for honeymoon with a friend.

Joke SMS-43.

Son: Dad, how much does it cost to get married.
Father: I never calculated, I am still paying for it. :(

Joke SMS-44.

Kid: Why are some of your hair white mom?
Mom: Well, every time that you do something wrong and make me unhappy, one of my hair turns white. Kid thought for a moment, and then said, “Mamma, how come *all* of grandma’s hair are white?”

Joke SMS-45.

1st Friend: I and my girlfriend are getting married.
2nd Friend: Oh great, but when is the marriage?
1st Friend: I am marrying on on 13th Jan and my girlfriend on 20th.

Joke SMS-46.

Little boy: Aunty, what is inside your stomach?
Pregnant Lady: It’s a cute little baby.
Little Boy: If it is cute, why did u eat it?

Joke SMS-47.

Chemistry Teacher: What is the chemical formula of water?
Student: H I J K L M N O.
Chemistry Teacher: What are you talking about?
Student: Yesterday U said H to O.

Joke SMS-48.

Husband: If I die, will you remarry? Wife: No! I’ll stay with my sister. But if I die will you remarry? Husband: No, I’ll also stay with your sister. !!! :)

Joke SMS-49.

1st Patient was crying loudly. 2nd Patient asked “Why” ?
1st Patient: They will cut my finger for blood test. Hearing this 2nd Patient started crying even louder.
1st Patient asked “Why” ?
2nd Patient: I have come for my urine test.

Joke SMS-50.

Girlfriend: I can’t marry you. I am one year elder to you.
Boyfriend: Don’t worry; I love you so much that I can wait for one year.


85) Funny sms Collection-12

Funny SMS-111.

This message is strictly intended for cute people only. Since u accidentally received it, there must be a technical error for which I deeply apologize.

Funny SMS-112.

If question is vry tuf in an xam, just close ur eyes 4 a moment,take a deep breath n say “Dis is very intresting subject, I want 2 study once more”

Funny SMS-113.

I Like Grapes
Bcoz Its Boneless.
And I Like u
Bcoz…
u r Brainless
Ha..Ha..Ha..

Funny SMS-114.

I like 2 compare u with a nice cold glass of beer, beautiful colour, perfect taste, really perfect and when the glass is empty I just take the next one!

Funny SMS-115.

What is a Girl Friend? Ans: Addition of Problem, Substraction of Money, Multiplication of Enemy, Division of Friends…. So be careful

Funny SMS-116.

If u do NOT have a Girl Friend – U are missing SOME thing in ur life.
If u HAVE a Girl Friend – U are missing EVERY thing in ur life.

Question : When do u CONGRATULATE someone for their MISTAKE.
Answer : On their MARRIAGE.

Funny SMS-117.

When ur LIFE is in DARKNESS, PRAY GOD and ask him 2 free u from Darkness.
Even after u pray, if U R still in Darkness – Please PAY the ELECTRICITY BILL.

Funny SMS-118.

Why Government do NOT allow a Man 2 MARRY 2 Women.
Because per Constitution, u can NOT PUNISH TWICE for the same Mistake.

Funny SMS-119.

A FOOLish man tells a woman 2 STOP talking, but a WISE man tells her that she looks extremely BEAUTIFUL when her LIPS are CLOSED.

Funny SMS-120.

What is a BEST and WORST news u can hear at the SAME time?
It is when ur Girl Friend says U are the BEST KISSER among all ur Friends.


84) Submit your SMS

Your SMS-1

Your birth certificate is an apology letter from the condom factory.
submitted by-Asif Ahmed Tanvir

Your SMS-2.

When I was born, I was given a choice – A big dick or a good memory..
I don’t remember, what I chose.
submitted by-Asif Ahmed Tanvir

Your SMS-3.

I thought of suicide,
Went to railway tracks but
Got ur sms and after reading
I thought to be alive, u inspired me because
If a useless person like u is alive, why should i die
submitted by-Rocey Hasan

Your SMS-4.

Sincere apology: If u dont like any of my SMS & Don t like 2 read, Or if my msgs disturb u Then plz don t hesitate, Feel free to THROW UR MOBILE OUT !!
submitted by-Tareq Sami

Your SMS-5.

SMOKE every day plz! SMOKE means S=Send M=Me O=One K=Kool SMS E=Every day! So feel free 2 SMOKE more
submitted by-Tareq Sami

Your SMS-6.

What did Tarzan think when he saw a dead Cheetah?
Wow! New Underwear (!!!@@!!!)
submitted by-Tareq Sami

Your SMS-7.

It’s the sweetest thing to do. Do it the bed, on a sofa, in the bathroom or anywhere! U must never stop doing it. It’s called Prayer! God bless ur naughty mind.
submitted by-Tareq Sami

Your SMS-8.

Whan i call u, 1 ring means i’ m thinking of u, 2 rings means i like u, 3 rings means i’m missing u, 4 rings means i need u, 5 rings mean.. BEHRE HO PHONE UTHAO JULDI!
submitted by-Tareq Sami


83) Funny sms Collection-11

Funny SMS-101.

CONGRATS.ur phone has been installed with a new puzzle game. To play, throw your phone against the wall.Then assemble the pieces…

Funny SMS-102.

L o n g t i m e a g o… o n l y idiots used… to read my S M S. N, t o d a y, the history continues….

Funny SMS-103.

Hi, My sweet friend I am sending you various type of SMS to make you laugh.SMS sMs SmS smS sMS SMs SMs

Funny SMS-104.

Be careful when a guy tells u that he loves u from the bottom of his heart 4 this may mean that there is still enough space 4 another girl on top.

Funny SMS-105.

In you need advice, text me…
If you need a friend, call me…
If you need me, come to me…
If you need money….. The SUBSCRIBER CANNOT BE REACHED!

Funny SMS-106.

All man of this world are not fool like u my friend. Some are bachelor.

Funny SMS-107.

Catch her by her waist…
Bring her home..
Keep ur hand on her neck
Put ur lips on her lips
& have a …
…nice drink…PEPSI

Funny SMS-108.

3 FEELINGS
what is the difference b/w stress,tension & panic?
Stress is when wife is pregnant,
tension is when girlfriend is pregnant &
panic is when both r pregnant

Funny SMS-109.

An Elephant, a Cow n a monkey
Arguing who is the Best
Elephant: I help people moveing heavy loads
Cow: I give milk
.
.
.
.
Say something
Its ur turn now!

Funny SMS-110.

Summer comes again & Again
Winter commes again n again
But
A person like u never comes again ?& again
Bcoz
Parents never make a mistake again n again


82) Naughty SMS Collection-01

Naughty SMS-1.

wife – u were so drunk last night that u insulted ur boss
husband – piss him
wife – u did that and he fired u
husband – fuck him
wife – I did that! and u can go 2 work from tomorrow

Naughty SMS-2.

A good friend is like a good bra… hard 2 find, very comfortable, supportive, and always close 2 the heart…..

Naughty SMS-3

Speech should be like mini-skirt: long enough 2 cover the “main subject” and short enough 2 keep the interest!!

Naughty SMS-4.

A General asks a young lady officer, how she felt in Services?
Lady: Very fine, whole day passes in saying Yes Sir, Yes Sir & the whole night in No Sir, No Sir!

Naughty SMS-5.

Skin meets Skin
When is that
the skin meets skin,
hair meets hair
n balls disappear..
dirty mind
its when
u BLINK UR EYES

Naughty SMS-6.

A Short thing
It gets Longer
when U hold it
N pass between
women Breasts
N enters into
A hole
What is it?
1 min 2 think!
U dirty mind
It’s Car Seat Belt

Naughty SMS-7.

1 day as I came home early from work, I saw a guy jogging naked. I said 2 the guy, “Hey buddy, why are u doing that?” He said, “Because u came home early.”

Naughty SMS-8.

A baby dog asks mama dog: How papa looks like. Mama dog said: “Your dad came from behind, I do not have the chance 2 see its face carefully!”

Naughty SMS-9.

Do u like mathematics? If so, add a bed, subtract your clothes, divide your legs and we can multiply!

Naughty SMS-10.

Which Part…
of a man’s body
has no bone
full of veins
loves pumping
and responsible 4
making LOVE!
Ans:
HEART!!! But I luv the way u think…


81) Funny sms Collection-10

Funny sms-91

Girl: Will you love me after marriage also?
Boy: This depends on your husband, if he allows me.

Funny sms-92.

Q:Whats the difference between magnets and women
A: magnets have a positive side

Funny sms-93.

I’m shocked 2 know, i’m really upset.
I dont know how 2 inform U.
Bt I’ve 2 let U know dat U’ve symptoms of
A-I-D-S
(Adoring, Intelligent, Dear, Sweet) !!

Funny sms-94.

Life is full of beautiful things:
soft sunsets,
painted rainbows
delicate blossoms
luv & laughter
quiet moments &
fantastic people like me
Take care

Funny sms-95.

Last night some Monkeys came running to my room.They wanted to trouble good people… I suggested ur name.They said Oh!!!No we can t disturb our Boss…

Funny sms-96.

We’ve known….each other for….quite a while now, do u think we can b more…. than friends? coz I like u very much. Will u b my partner 2… rob a bank?

Funny sms-97.

Ur validity of being my friend is going 2 b expired today,plz recharge ur friendship immodestly by delivering 4-5 sweet & cool msgs. So hurry

Funny sms-98.

Handsome,
Sweet,
Intelligent, Spontaneous,
Good Looking,
Nice Friends, Charming,
Funny, well… Enough about ME! How about you?

Funny sms-99.

Who’s hot… Its U,
Who’s
Charming… Its U,
Who’s
Sweetest.. Its U,
Who’s
Intelligent… Its U,
Who’s dear & near friend… Its U
Who’s a liar.. Its me!

Funny sms-100.

Some One
Is Loving you
Caring for you
Watching over you
Protecting you
Guess Who?

it’s ur Dog!


80) Friendship sms Collection-08

Friendship sms -71.

In my Friendship Garden,
Grows a Flower
rare and true.
I look a little closer
and find that it is you.

Friendship sms -72.

Make new friends,
But keep the old.
New one is silver,
The old one is gold.

Friendship sms -73.

The wrong kind of people dislikes you 4 the good in you & the right kind of peoples like you knowing even the bad in you. That makes a Friendship strong…

Friendship sms -74.

Know our friendship will never end
When the dark hurts you,
And you are scared to look ahead.
You can look beside you.
And your best friend will be there 4 u.

Friendship sms -75.

Distances never separate any relation,
time never breaks any relation.
If feelings r true from heart,
then friends r always friends forever!

Friendship sms -76.

In this WORLD,
where everything seems UNCERTAIN,
only one thing is DEFINITE.
You’ll always be my FRIEND,
beyond WORDS, beyond TIME
&
beyond DISTANCE!

Friendship sms -77.

Full form of FRIENSHIP:-
F-Fun
R-Rational
I-Impartial
E-Emotional
N-Never Ending
D-Dependable
S-Special
H-Heart
I-lnteresting
P-Priceless

Friendship sms -78.

I wana keep3 things: . .
The SUN . . The MOON . . &.My frndz. . .
Sun4 daytime. . .
Moon for night time. . . &
U.My dear frndz 4 LIFETIME.

Friendship sms -79.

FRIENDSHIP is vast like UNIVERSE.
Deep like OCEAN.
High like SKY.
Strong like IRON.
Kind like MOTHER.
& cute like u

Friendship sms -80.

Friends are countless,
But true friends are few
all angels in heaven know I need u.