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89) Friendship sms Collection-10

♥♫♥♫♥♫♥♫♥♫♥♫♥♫♥♫♥♫♥♫♥♫♥♫♥♫♥♫♥♫♥♫♥♫♥♫♥♫♥♫♥♫♥Friendship SMS -86.The Mind of a true Loving Friends is Like the Lines of a Railway track they Never meet they Never cross But they always go for a long way together..♥♫♥♫♥♫♥♫♥♫♥♫♥♫♥♫♥♫♥♫♥♫♥♫♥♫♥♫♥♫♥♫♥♫♥♫♥♫♥♫♥♫♥Friendship SMS -87.A good friend is like a computer. 'Enter' ur life, 'save' u in my heart, 'format' ur problems, 'shift' u 2 opportunities & never 'delete' u from my memory!♥♫♥♫♥♫♥♫♥♫♥♫♥♫♥♫♥♫♥♫♥♫♥♫♥♫♥♫♥♫♥♫♥♫♥♫♥♫♥♫♥♫♥Friendship SMS -88.lf you get less messages from me, don't think that l didn't care for you, but l'm searching for the best message for a best person like you!!Wish u all the best♥♫♥♫♥♫♥♫♥♫♥♫♥♫♥♫♥♫♥♫♥♫♥♫♥♫♥♫♥♫♥♫♥♫♥♫♥♫♥♫♥♫♥Friendship SMS -89.Longest love is mother's love. shortest love is others love. Lover's love is sweetest love. But friend's love is stronger love. So HAPPY FRIENDSHIP DAY.♥♫♥♫♥♫♥♫♥♫♥♫♥♫♥♫♥♫♥♫♥♫♥♫♥♫♥♫♥♫♥♫♥♫♥♫♥♫♥♫♥♫♥Friendship SMS -90.Many people will walk in and out of your life, But only true friends will leave footprints in your heart.♥♫♥♫♥♫♥♫♥♫♥♫♥♫♥♫♥♫♥♫♥♫♥♫♥♫♥♫♥♫♥♫♥♫♥♫♥♫♥♫♥♫♥

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88) Friendship sms Collection-09

♥♫♥♫♥♫♥♫♥♫♥♫♥♫♥♫♥♫♥♫♥♫♥♫♥♫♥♫♥♫♥♫♥♫♥♫♥♫♥♫♥♫♥Friendship SMS -81.Friendship lives inside a room, it has a door And Door has a lock Its key is Trust If u lose the key Friendship can never be found!♥♫♥♫♥♫♥♫♥♫♥♫♥♫♥♫♥♫♥♫♥♫♥♫♥♫♥♫♥♫♥♫♥♫♥♫♥♫♥♫♥♫♥Friendship SMS -82.My Hands Never Pain When Typing SMS For u, But My Heart always Pains When THERE IS NO REPLY FROM YOU... SO ALWAYS BE IN Touch!♥♫♥♫♥♫♥♫♥♫♥♫♥♫♥♫♥♫♥♫♥♫♥♫♥♫♥♫♥♫♥♫♥♫♥♫♥♫♥♫♥♫♥Friendship SMS -83.One day my brain asked me “Y R U SENDING MSGs to that person who is not messaging u? but my little “HEART” said to brain “U” NEED msgs but I need “FRIENDSHIP”♥♫♥♫♥♫♥♫♥♫♥♫♥♫♥♫♥♫♥♫♥♫♥♫♥♫♥♫♥♫♥♫♥♫♥♫♥♫♥♫♥♫♥Friendship SMS -84.Friendship is the heaviest coin in the international bank of love and with your friendship i am the richest person on earth. So keep me rich 4ever.♥♫♥♫♥♫♥♫♥♫♥♫♥♫♥♫♥♫♥♫♥♫♥♫♥♫♥♫♥♫♥♫♥♫♥♫♥♫♥♫♥♫♥Friendship SMS -85.Hi baby u know when u say 'I miss u' it,s alwayes old one for me, but when u say 'I love u...' really darling it,s alwayes new for me.♥♫♥♫♥♫♥♫♥♫♥♫♥♫♥♫♥♫♥♫♥♫♥♫♥♫♥♫♥♫♥♫♥♫♥♫♥♫♥♫♥♫♥

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87) Funny sms Collection-13

Funny SMS-121.Question : When do u CONGRATULATE someone 4 their MISTAKE.Answer : On their MARRIAGE.♥♫♥♫♥♫♥♫♥♫♥♫♥♫♥♫♥♫♥♫♥♫♥♫♥♫♥♫♥♫♥♫♥♫♥♫♥♫♥♫♥♫♥Funny SMS-122.2. One GOOD way 2 REDUCE Alcohol consumption :Before Marriage - Drink whenever u are SAD,After Marriage - Drink whenever u are HAPPY♥♫♥♫♥♫♥♫♥♫♥♫♥♫♥♫♥♫♥♫♥♫♥♫♥♫♥♫♥♫♥♫♥♫♥♫♥♫♥♫♥♫♥Funny SMS-123.A man got 2 wishes from GOD. He asked 4 the Best wine and Best Woman.Next moment, he had the Best Wine and Mother Teresa next 2 him.Moral : BE SPECIFIC♥♫♥♫♥♫♥♫♥♫♥♫♥♫♥♫♥♫♥♫♥♫♥♫♥♫♥♫♥♫♥♫♥♫♥♫♥♫♥♫♥♫♥Funny SMS-124.In a job interviewBoss: Where were u born?Applicant: RajshahiBoss: which part?Applicant: what do u mean by which part? Whole body born in Rajshahi.♥♫♥♫♥♫♥♫♥♫♥♫♥♫♥♫♥♫♥♫♥♫♥♫♥♫♥♫♥♫♥♫♥♫♥♫♥♫♥♫♥♫♥Funny SMS-125.Mr. Bean (crying) the doctor called, Mom's dead.Friend: condolence, my friend.(After 2 minutes) Mr. Bean cries even louderFriend: what happened now?Mr. Bean: my sister just called, her mom died also!

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85) Jocks SMS Collection-05

Joke SMS-41.Son: Why are all these people running?Father: This is a race, the winner will get the cup.Son: If only winner will get the cup, why are others running ???Joke SMS-42.1st Friend: I am so miser that I went alone for my honeymoon and saved half the money.2nd Friend: That is nothing, I saved full money. I sent my wife for honeymoon with a friend.Joke SMS-43.Son: Dad, how much does it cost to get married.Father: I never calculated, I am still paying for it. :(Joke SMS-44.Kid: Why are some of your hair white mom?Mom: Well, every time that you do something wrong and make me unhappy, one of my hair turns white. Kid thought for a moment, and then said, "Mamma, how come *all* of grandma’s hair are white?”Joke SMS-45.1st Friend: I and my girlfriend are getting married.2nd Friend: Oh great, but when is the marriage?1st Friend: I am marrying on on 13th Jan and my girlfriend on 20th.Joke SMS-46.Little boy: Aunty, what is inside your stomach?Pregnant Lady: It's a cute little baby.Little Boy: If it is cute, why did u eat it?Joke SMS-47.Chemistry Teacher: What is the chemical formula of water?Student: H I J K L M N O.Chemistry Teacher: What are you talking about?Student: Yesterday U said H to O.Joke SMS-48.Husband: If I die, will you remarry? Wife: No! I'll stay with my sister. But if I die will you remarry? Husband: No, I'll also stay with your sister. !!! :)Joke SMS-49.1st Patient was crying loudly. 2nd Patient asked "Why" ?1st Patient: They will cut my finger for blood test. Hearing this 2nd Patient started crying even louder.1st Patient asked "Why" ?2nd Patient: I have come for my urine test. Joke SMS-50.Girlfriend: I can't marry you. I am one year elder to you.Boyfriend: Don't worry; I love you so much that I can wait for one year.

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85) Funny sms Collection-12

Funny SMS-111.This message is strictly intended for cute people only. Since u accidentally received it, there must be a technical error for which I deeply apologize.Funny SMS-112.If question is vry tuf in an xam, just close ur eyes 4 a moment,take a deep breath n say "Dis is very intresting subject, I want 2 study once more"Funny SMS-113.I Like GrapesBcoz Its Boneless.And I Like uBcoz...u r BrainlessHa..Ha..Ha..Funny SMS-114.I like 2 compare u with a nice cold glass of beer, beautiful colour, perfect taste, really perfect and when the glass is empty I just take the next one!Funny SMS-115.What is a Girl Friend? Ans: Addition of Problem, Substraction of Money, Multiplication of Enemy, Division of Friends.... So be carefulFunny SMS-116.If u do NOT have a Girl Friend - U are missing SOME thing in ur life. If u HAVE a Girl Friend - U are missing EVERY thing in ur life. Question : When do u CONGRATULATE someone for their MISTAKE.Answer : On their MARRIAGE.Funny SMS-117.When ur LIFE is in DARKNESS, PRAY GOD and ask him 2 free u from Darkness. Even after u pray, if U R still in Darkness - Please PAY the ELECTRICITY BILL.Funny SMS-118.Why Government do NOT allow a Man 2 MARRY 2 Women. Because per Constitution, u can NOT PUNISH TWICE for the same Mistake.Funny SMS-119.A FOOLish man tells a woman 2 STOP talking, but a WISE man tells her that she looks extremely BEAUTIFUL when her LIPS are CLOSED.Funny SMS-120.What is a BEST and WORST news u can hear at the SAME time?It is when ur Girl Friend says U are the BEST KISSER among all ur Friends.

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