Dear Dad , …..

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A father passing by his teenage daughter’s bedroom was astonished to see the bed was nicely made and everything was neat and tidy. Then he saw an envelope propped up prominently on the centre of the pillow. It was addressed “Dad”. With the worst premonition, he opened the envelope and read the letter with trembling hands:-   Dear Dad,   It is with great regret and sorrow that I’m writing you, but I’m leaving home. I had to elope with my new boyfriend Randy because I wanted to avoid a scene with Mom and you. I’ve been finding real passion with Randy and he is so nice to me. I know when you meet him you’ll like him too – even with all his piercing, tattoos, and motorcycle clothes. But it’s not only the passion Dad, I’m pregnant and Randy said that he wants me to have the kid and that we can be very happy together. Even though Randy is much older than me (anyway, 42 isn’t so old these days is it?), and has no money, really these things shouldn’t stand in the way of our relationship, don’t you agree? Randy has a great CD collection; he already owns a trailer in the woods and has a stack of firewood for the whole winter. It’s true he has other girlfriends as well but I know he’ll be faithful to me in his own way. He wants to have many more children with me and that’s now one of my dreams too.   Randy taught me that marijuana doesn’t really hurt anyone and he’ll be growing it for us and we’ll trade it with our friends for all the cocaine and ecstasy we want. In the meantime, we’ll pray that science will find a cure for AIDS so Randy can get better; he sure deserves it!!   Don’t worry Dad, I’m 15 years old now and I know how to take care of myself. Someday I’m sure we’ll be back to visit so you can get to know your grandchildren.   Your loving daughter, Rosie.       At the bottom of the page were the letters “PTO”.   Hands still trembling, her father turned the sheet, and read:   PS:   Dad, none of the above is true. I’m over at the neighbour’s house. I just wanted to remind you that there are worse things in life than my report card that’s in my desk centre drawer. Please sign it and call when it is safe for me to come home.   I love you!   Your loving daughter,

Six answers given by a GIRL…

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Six answers given by a GIRL when she is proposed……….

1. Nahi

2. Mujhe waqt chahiye

3. I have always seen u as a friend

4. I already have a boy friend

5. We should concentrate on studies

6. Tum abhi tak mujhe jante kahan ho? Yeh infatuation hai.

Six answers given by a BOY when he is proposed…… …..

1. Yes

2. Yes

3. Yes

4. Yes

5. Yes

6. Yes

dis proves that guys r better humans than girls and they believe more in spreading loveIf u open this

 U have to repost it or you will have bad luck for the rest of your life!!!!!!!…………

Tonight at midnight your true love will realize he/she likes you.

Something good will happen to you at approx 1:42pm tomorrow, it could be anywhere.

So get ready for the biggest surprise of your life.

Birthday Quotes

Birthday Quotes

Life is a moderately good play with a badly written third act. ~Truman Capote Middle age is when your age starts to show around your middle. ~Bob Hope First you forget names; then you forget faces; then you forget to zip up your fly; and then you forget to unzip your fly. ~Branch Rickey Youth is a disease from which we all recover. ~Dorothy Fulheim Youth would be an ideal state if it came a little later in life. ~Herbert Asquith I’m sixty years of age. That’s 16 Celsius. ~George Carlin, Brain Droppings, 1997 You’re not 40, you’re eighteen with 22 years experience. ~Author Unknown I still have a full deck; I just shuffle slower now. ~Author Unknown A diplomat is a man who always remembers a woman’s birthday but never remembers her age. ~Robert Frost Our birthdays are feathers in the broad wing of time. ~Jean Paul Richter The secret of staying young is to live honestly, eat slowly, and lie about your age. ~Lucille Ball May you live to be a hundred years With one extra year to repent. ~Author Unknown Birthdays are good for you. Statistics show that the people who have the most live the longest. ~Larry Lorenzoni Time may be a great healer, but it’s a lousy beautician. ~Author Unknown Inside every older person is a younger person wondering what happened. ~Jennifer Yane Wisdom doesn’t necessarily come with age. Sometimes age just shows up all by itself. ~Tom Wilson


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